my teacher today: jackie, why do you love taylor swift so much?
me: … she started from the bottom now she here
yeaaaahhhhh she didn’t understand the joke.
my bad.
um diet coke better not be exaggerating, when they say big i expect big
Remember when Taylor said “soon” and it was actually MONTHS…
trust no one.
remember when diet coke said they were going to give us 13 video diaries and we’ve gotten 1 hahahahhahaha
I think the Lana lyric that I relate to the most is
“Looking to get fucked hard”
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns